Jul i Angora

Yah, it's christmas. And so here comes a little christmas song, from comedy series Drengene fra Angora.
So lean back, have some egernpølse and listen, or read, or whatever...But be warned, it's pretty vulgar. And it's actually better if you know the characters /D

Merry Christmas everybody~




Lyrics

Så det` jul, det' tid til glögg og and
Sneen daler i Angoras land
Jeg skal hjem og pudse mit klaver - så lyder det godt
Mit talent er noget der imponerer
Og Kåre du har drukket juleøller i en mængde der er ekstrem - Kåre? Kåre?
Nemlig ja, ja nemlig ja, ja nemlig ja, det` ingen problem

Nu det` jul i Angora
Så skal vi sataneme hjem til mor - eller mutter
Ja det skal vi da, men også hjem til far
Nu det` jul i Angora
Så skal fandme ud og score
Nej, det skal vi ik`, vi skal danse om et træ

Hutt go nievo Vlad i Gagarin
Hold da kæft! Hva` er det I sir` I fede russersvin? - Totalt perkeragtigt
Simon er en dum, dum, dum, dum én - Hva'? Prettyface!
Styr jer grydehår og tændstikben - Grrrr! Han kaldte dig for tændstikben!
Jeg har sunget sange og lavet mad med menneskelort i
Jeg har... Nej, det fungerer overhovedet ik` - Nej, nej, nej

Nu det` jul i Angora
Vi skal ha` mad med lort og porrer
Nej det skal vi ik`, vi skal ha` juleand
Nu det` jul i Angora
Ohhh, my mother is a slutty whore
Ja det ved vi godt, det er ikke vores problem - No. It`s no problem

Go`daw far!
Go`daw Ryan, go`daw Flemming. Er i kommen for hjælpe mig med at pynte juletræet?
Næh, vi er såmænd bare kommet med en bette julehilsen til dig.
Ja, glædelig jul, din gamle idiot.
Nåh!

Nu det` jul i Angora
Mine briller de er store
Det er juletid, så ønsk dig et par nye
Nu det` jul i Angora
Nå, så ska` vi ha` en bette juleøl da. - Yeehaaaa! Skål i skideskuret!

Ja vi skal bælle øl og ønske glædelig jul - Merry Christmasses
Ja vi skal bælle øl og ønske glædelig jul - Grüß Gott
Ja vi skal bælle øl og ønske glædelig jul


Translation

So it's Christmas, it's time for glogg and duck
Snow is falling in Angoras Land
I'll go home to polish my piano - That sounds good
My talent is something that impresses
And Kåre you've been drinking Christmas beers in a quantity which is extreme - Kåre? Kåre?
Exactly yes, yes exactly yes, yes exactly yes, that's no problem*

Now it's Christmas in Angora
Then we should darned get home to mom - or Mother
Yes so will we, but also home to Dad
Now it's Christmas in Angora
So should we get fucking out and booze
No, we shouldn't, we should dance around a tree

Hutt go nievo Vlad i Gagarin
Shut up! What are you saying, you fat russian pigs? - Totally wog-like
Simon is a dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb one - What? Pretty Face!
Steer your pothair and matchsticklegs - Grrrr! He called you matchstickleg!
I have sung songs and made food with human shit
I have ... No, That doesn't work at all - No, no, no

Now it's Christmas in Angora
We will have food with shit and leeks
No, we won't, we will have christmasduck
Now it's Christmas in Angora
Ohhh, my mother is a slutty whore
Yes, we know that well, it's not our problem - No. It `s no problem

Gidday dad!
Gidday Ryan, gidday Flemming. Did you come to help me to decorate the Christmas tree?
Nah, we actually just came with a little Christmas greeting to you.
Yah, Merry Christmas, you old jerk.
Nåh!

Now it's Christmas in Angora
My glasses they're big
It's Christmastime, so wish for a new pair
Now it's Christmas in Angora
Well, so we should have a little Christmas beer then. - Yeehaaaa! Cheers in the shithouse!*

Yes we'll guzzle beer and wish Merry Christmas - Merry Christmasses
Yes we'll guzzle beer and wish Merry Christmas - Grüß Gott
Yes we'll guzzle beer and wish Merry Christmas


Notes

Nemlig Ja - This maybe sounds a little bit stupid in english, but Kåre actually rarely says other things than "Ja nemlig ja" (Yes exactly yes), "Det' ingen problem" (That's no problem), "Nå", or "Jajaja"... things like that...

Skål i skideskuret (Cheers in the shithouse) - As far as I know, it means something like "Cheers, and all's well"


See the whole episode here

And (among others) a making of here